future

a period of time that you presently want to be in be in because of the wonderful theories and concepts envisioned. but when the future becomes the present, you’ll wish it were still the past. because the theories and concepts either (a) never came true, (b) weren’t worth the wait, or (c) really sucked.
i have seen the future. and it sucks horse-sh-t. and i’m not even a psychic.
a place from which marty mcfly returns to in back to the future i, ii, and iii.
1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? great scott! / the future.
(finance) a contractual obligation to buy or sell a fixed amount of a thing at a set price, at a specific time in the future.

same as a futures contract.
sales agent: i have this awesome product made in the usa i want to sell in europe. it’s cheap now, but what if the euro goes down against the dollar? i could lose a lot of money on inventory.

broker: no problem, just buy a future for the amount of us dollars you’ll need to pay your suppliers.

sales agent: you mean, a futures contract for dollars?

broker: yes, a euro-pegged future for dollars. when the contract comes due, you pay the euros, they pay you the dollars, and boom! you’re good to go. no risk.
when you see a relationship with another person in a bf/gf manner. the relationship has no end in your eyes. you don’t expect weeks or months, you expect years.
yo she’s the future.

b-tch is a hookup but that girl, she’s future

babygirl and i hung out last night, she’s future man
something that doesn’t look to bright right now.
our future doesn’t look bright right now. and that’s real sad
a very sh-tty rapper who uses mediocre beats and atrocious lyrics, and a whack flow to top it off. he is currently signed to epic records.
tom: hey dude, wanna go to the future concert this friday?

dave: dude, i’d rather skin my d-ck with a potato peeler.
the period of time that hasn’t happened yet, that will be as different from today as today is from the past.
person 1: it would be horrible to live 300 years ago. they didn’t have cars or computers or medicine or anything, and the life expectancy was 40.

person 2: 300 years ago, people said it would be horrible to live 600 years ago. 300 years in the future, they’ll say it would be horrible to live now.

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