Future Endeavors
a euphemistic corporate term used in farewell emails, most notably to indicate to the entire company someone’s -ss got fired.
please be advised that as of last friday, bill is no longer employed by the company. we would like to thank bill for his contributions to the organization over the past 5 years and wish him well in his “future endeavors”.
what you do as a career after you get fired from a job.
wwe would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.
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