Future Fucked
some who is future f-cked or who is future f-cking people up,
1. (n) can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.
2. (v) someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.
they will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.
1. little johnny knows all of the rappers, wears baggy jeans that show his boxers, he loves mtv, and he thinks he has b-tches and homies. he’s definitely future f-cked.
2. johnny’s parents are future f-cking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch mtv instead of sesame street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.
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