Future John


a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do john like things.
after he saved the day, yet again, future john exclaimed, “see you… in the future!”
a very motivated yet h-m-s-xual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
the future john will suck d-ck for c-ke.

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