Future Killer


n. – a person who has in his/her possession incriminating pics or video of another. this person now has the power to kill your future (jobs, promotions, significant others).
1. billy bob: dang jethro, earl is showin’ everybody that picture of you with that sheep at the last company picnic – aint no way yur gitten that promotion to janitor now!

jethro: yeah, earl sure is a future killer.

2. monique: hey kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?

kathleen: i know, i have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!

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