future man
future man is the opposite of an anachronism, therefore always hopelessly ahead of their time. under appreciated and hard to ever really get to know because they are always one step ahead of you. never interested in the news because they already know. also, future mans always have a huge p-n-s.
“have you met future man?”
“no. not yet.”
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