Fuxedo
the f-xedo is the brainchild of comedy-music duo stuckey & murray and designed by trillian. the f-xedo is a one-piece tuxedo which combines the elegance of a tuxedo and the convenience of a jumpsuit into one fully functional f-xedo, handcrafted to suit your needs.
i wore my f-xedo to my sisters wedding … it was so convenient!
alternate version of “birthday suit.”
alice opened the bedroom door to find that john was lounging around in nothing but his f-xedo.
a bow tie for your d-ck.
i didn’t know whether the orgy was formal or not so i decided to compromise with a f-xedo.
an outfit one would wear to attract a s-xual partner in the hopes of getting laid.
i think this new belt buckle is the icing on my f-xedo.
an outfit or uniform one would wear to attract a s-xual partner in the hopes of getting laid.
i think this fancy new belt buckle is the icing on my f-xedo!
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