fuzak


a type of music so innocuous as to round the bend and be remarkably obnoxious. always instrumental, and most often featuring a noodly overdriven guitar lead, though saxophones, usually soprano saxophones, are also common. frequently heard as telephone on-hold music.

“fuzak” is a portmanteau of “fusion”, short for “jazz-rock fusion”, used as synecdoche for “smooth jazz”, a style of music known for its blandness, and “muzak”, a genericized trademark referring to “elevator music”.
if i have to listen to any more tech support fuzak, i’m going to turn into a gibbering idiot.
if you can dance the polka in a polka dotted dress/mess you’re in.
fuzaks is soo ridiculous and i only saw four half gui-units of them
six mad chill guys. official formed on thursday january 27th, 2005.
man i had so fun with one half gui-unit of fuzaks after school, i wish they all could have been there.
f-ck b-tches,
get money.

f-ck bees,
get honey.
on my history desk, it said
f-ck b-tches,
get money,
except there was a k in it so it really looked like
f-ck b-tches,
get monkey.

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