fuzzy bumpkin
n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet
2) a cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature
1) i went down to southern delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy b-mpkins.
2) i painted a fuzzy b-mpkin and hung it on the fridge.
a cute way to describe a woman’s pubic area as slighty hairy. usually used in context when speaking to a loved one about her v-g-n-.
“hunny look! i have a fuzzy b-mpkin! do you think i should shave it?”
“want to pet my fuzzy b-mpkin?”
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