fuzzy fred flintstone
when you are going down on a woman who hasn’t had s-x for a while. as a result, her v jay jay is filled with cobwebs, giving a fuzzy appearance. this fuzziness can cause your d-ck to be tickled often causing you to yell out “yabba-dabba-doo” like fred flintstone. first referenced in an obscure european film from the 1970’s.
tim- “dude, how was that fuzzy fred flintstone last night?”
bobby- “it felt like i was f-cking a wookie.”
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