fuzzy monkey
a woman with more facial hair than most men. (i.e. better sideburns than kevin costner when he did that cr-ppy 3000 miles to graceland movie)
man 1:”hey did you see sheryl checking you out?”
man 2:”no way i’d hit that man. she looks like a d-mn fuzzy monkey.”
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