fuzzy musket
to put ones bare posterior directly above a sleeping person’s nose and proceed to release wet flatulence upon them.
that b-tch tom gave me a wet w-lly in cl-ss…thought he was so funny…so i snuck into his room and gave him a fuzzy musket! it even splattered a little!
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