Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz
1. a type of mop
2. when you j-zz on an especially hairy v-g-n- and then motorboat it.
boss: clean up that menstrual blood with a fuzzy wuzzy swooz
employee: f-ck….
dude 1: i hear that she doesn’t f-ck anyone unless they fuzzy wuzzy shwooz her.
dude 2: yeah, a girl as hot as that i would totally do it though.
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