Fwomp

1: the sound a jellyfish makes during reproduction.

2: a replacement for the word f-ck.
1: the small children on the field trip were spooked by the fwomp made by the jellyfish.

2: what the fwomp are you doing? motherfwomper! oh, fwomp!

– did you see those two totally fwomping in the corner?
a fwomp is a situation in which one is dropping a deuce, but somehow manages to miss the water entirely, as the clump (the sh-t) hits the side of the toilet bowl.
much to john’s dismay, he took a fwomp.
verb, to be unable to get an erection when having s-xual relations with another person. usually caused by alcohol (whiskey-d-ck) or just sheer nervousness. can also be used in the plural form as fwomped.
person 1: i had so much to drink last night, when i brought shari back, i fwomped and was unable to f-ck her.
person 2: dude, that sucks so much.
1. fiction writers of the monterey peninsula. a group of writers focused on writing fiction on the monterey peninsula in california. www.fwomp.com.

2. the sound a m-n-script makes when it hits the slush-pile.
1. “that fwomp group wrote monterey shorts 1 and 2, right?”

2. “i don’t have time to read this so i’ll just toss it on the slush-pile.”
fwomp!