fwood


fake wood — medically or mechanically induced male erection (of the p-n-s).
he took a lot of v–gr-, and he has fwood all the time.
any kind of pattern resembling wood grain but made from something other than wood. also known as “fake or faux wood or woodgrain”.
the car had fwood accents on the interior that looked just like real burlwood.

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