FWP
first world problems. problems that only happen to people who reside in the first world.
my gps ran out of batteries and i misplaced the ambien, i have fwp.
first world problems. problems that people who live in first world countries have.
the website reddit has a subreddit for this.
my dvd collection is full of scratches. fwp
freshly washed p-ssy
that sh-t tastes like fwp
friends with potential
basically means that you’re friends, but both of you know that there’s a possibility of you becoming an item in the future.
kristen: so what’s the deal with you and alex?
julia: we decided on being fwp, so we’ll see where it goes from there
friends with privileges.
basically a relationship without a relationship, but with all the s-x!
person 1: yo man are you going out with katherine?
person 2: naw man, she is just fwp.
person 1: f-ckin eh man! fwp rocks.
fat wife potential – a girl who might look good now but has a good chance of getting fat later in life… especially after getting married.
usual indicators are found in the ankles and cheeks in particular
yeah maybe now, but she has fwp written all over her, look at her ankles man, those are ready to spread!
acronym for f-ckin white people.
crazy white people who perform hairbrained stunts to impress people, usually frat guys or dropouts. see jack-ss
truman: what was the last thing the fwp said before he died?
glen: i don’t know, what?
truman: dude! check this sh-t out!
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