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  security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. despite the fact that they only have a f-cking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge. dude 1: “i dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big” dude 2: […]

• Faux-merican

  adj. or n. faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. the average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what’s right and what’s wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as “wrong”. they are usually conservative, but can come from […]

• faux punch

  to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks. she hadnt paid for a latte in 3 months ever since she started faux punching her own cards

• Cousin au

  a french woman who is bodacious and sometimes a little eager. can turn into a tiger at any time of day, especially in the bedroom. this goregeous individual can do anything with her tougne. especially make a jolly rancher into a ball. “what the h-ll! have you seen my wife, she is half elephant and […]

• Give you up

  what rick astley will never do. “never gonna give you up”

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