FYIGM

“f-ck you, i got mine”.

people who rally against something that would help someone else because they wouldn’t benefit from it.

see also: people who are against health insurance reform.

see also: people who were against credit card reform.

see also: people who were against the government allowing mortgage lenders to make changes to the loans of borrowers who were in danger of defaulting.

see also: people who clamor about supporting the troops and then complain when disabled vets get healthcare when they return from war.

see also: teenagers at their first mcjob who complain because taxes (at the lowest bracket) are taking a sliver of their paycheck away.
all the eldery voters who constantly vote down the public school system because their children are adults have a giant fyigm complex

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