fylaml
fylaml – f-ck your life and my life
used when youre talking to someone and you both simultaneously have a fml moment.
zakk – hey man wanna come over?
jonathan – i cant dude i got caught jacking off last night
zakk – fylaml
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jonathan – hey man did you ever go out with that hot chick?
zakk – yep, i nailed that -ss so hard.
jonathan – so did i, and she gave me aids.
zakk – fylaml!
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