fytbl

an acronym for tumblr blog f-ckyeahthebetterlife. its hard to define this one.. its a lifestyle. if you do mc d-cks runs in an aventador, you’d understand. if you drown in supermodel p-ssy every weekend and sometimes thursdays, you’ll understand. if you drown in p-ssy in an aventador, well.. you’re living it.
guy 1: hey bro, how you doing?
guy 2: good, good.. um.. you have something on your d-ck..
guy 1: oh this? it’s nothing.
guy 2:it’s megan fox..
guy 1: what can i say, started following fytbl and this happened.
guy 2: huh.
guy 1: come megan, my aventador is getting impatient.
7 more definitions
1.an -rg-smic blog on tumblr.com that contains quality pictures of girls and cars.

2.best blog on tumblr.com
jim:”hey have you seen fytbl’s blog?”

robert:”oh yeah bro, who hasn’t already?”
f-ckyeahthebetterlife is any entrepreneur/hustler operating by means of tumblr, who be posting better posts than any one person in his or her category.
got twelve followers in one day, “fytbl” son!

reached 10,000 followers, i be on my “fytbl” grind.
fytbl stands for f-ckyeahthebetterlife. it is much more than a simple saying, it is a way of life. a way to live your life. a way to better your life!! plus who needs yolo when you have fytbl. a revolution is coming!
friend: hey bro, yolo!
me: wtf?! thats so two weeks ago!
friend: what are you talking about?
me: dude, its all about fytbl now!!
friend: thats pretty dope!
me: f-ck yeah it is; f-ckyeahthebetterlife
(n) the sense of extreme jealousy or admiration of those who live better than yourself.

(v) the act of being awesome, jealous or inspiring; inspiring or making others jealous of your awesomeness
“dude i was at the mall and this guy walked by with his smoking hot girlfriend and i was totally fytbled.”

“after i make my first million dollars, i’m going to make people so fytbl.”

“i’m gonna fytbl everyone in my meeting today.”
fytbl is what happens when you take the hottest cars, the hottest women and the best lifestyles of the rich and famous, and put them all on the most magnificent page in history, s-xy girls, s-xy cars and sh-t you will never afford, just to give you a taste of the life you’ve always dreamed, the best life….. the better life, f-ckyeahthebetterlife!
“dude did you see that lambo?”
” oh sh-t! fytbl!”
f-ck yeah the better life: when a person has the ability to live his life to the fullest. he can do anything he want’s without permission. usually has a fancy in amazing cars, watches, money, etc. also 100% bangable.
jim: have you seen chris around since he won the lottery?
jamie: nah, last time i talked to him all he said was “fytbl”
jim: yeah he won the lottery and pretty much bought the company bentley. f-ck yeah, the better life.