G.O.V.
government owned vehicle as opposed to pov (privately owned vehicle)
airman: lets take the gov to the bx.
nco: no, that’s bad news, lets take my pov.
get on vent – acronym- used in a text message or im to a friend asking them to get on ventrilo,
tom “gov”
jerry “ok, i’m connecting now”
gov is a short form for government. it’s 2 chars shorter than the old “govt.” with a period or one shorter than “govt” without a period. it should be pr-nounced long form, as “governmment”. it’s used in this exact way on twitter. on micro-blogs, every character counts, hence dropping the t and period from govt.
from twitter: i think we have, along with our own gov’s manipulators, people paid by parties, volunteers for rush, etc.
/jee-oh-vee/; noun
1. a government employee that has been in long enough that he/she does not have to do a d-mn thing.
/jee-oh-vee/; verb
1. to perform an action is a flagrant, uncaring, or lax way; to not be serious or cerncerned about being serious
2. to waste money, preferably tax payer, in a flippant way
noun:
contract worker: seriously, i’m getting fired??
government supervisor: he’s a gov so i have no choice but to pay him instead of the people doing the work…sorry, maybe they will let you return your new car.
yo, i’m a gov so they can’t fire me even if i am readin the newzpaper at my desk all day.
adverb:
yo, i just gov’d that round of black ops…i just walked around like a noob and got capped like 100 times.
my girl gov’s d-ck that time so i made her give me head two times again!!
short form for goverment or politicians.
weed is illegal yet g.o.v. still sells liquor.
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