G Phone


stands for ghetto phone. the available “free” phone that you get when signing up for cellular service-cause you can’t afford the cool full featured model (or you lost it and can’t pay full price for a new one). the g-phone model usually lacks style, functionality, and reception–is thick, has an antenna and an old school earpiece.
“man, i lost my blackberry, so now i gotta use this g phone until i can get an upgrade.”

“can you hear me now?”

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