g2gsmitj
gotta go stab myself in the juggular
me: hows it hanging?
you: meh, pretty sh-tty. works is getting me down and i haven’t p–ped in weeks.
me: don’t worry, it’ll be ok.
you: hold on, g2gsmitj
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