Gabber Polka
the hybrid b-st-rd of gabber and polka music, combining 19th century duple time bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 bpm, making the hop-step-close-step polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine c-cktails.
gabber polka was conceived in 2003 by dj leo ascarrunz of bolivia and san francisco writer/author laureate tom carter while programming streaming music for their web site.
only three gabber polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional gabber polka named ‘liechtensteiner nightmare,’ another of the more expressive progressive gabber polka called ‘crank & beer,’ and the third of the underground deep progressive gabber polka named ‘murder, poland style.’
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