Gabejob
a gabejob essentially is a bl-wj-b where the recipient proceeds to fall asleep eating a sandwich almost immediately after the deed was done.
oh man, i got a gabejob yesterday. so i finished making my sandwich, and my girlfriend came into the living room, just opened my pants and started sucking me off while i was sitting there, trying to eat my sandwich. when i came all over her face, i just crashed on the couch and fell asleep with a half eaten sandwich on my chest.
the act of performing a beheading to a person and proceeding to make love to their esophagus.
i asked yazmin if she wanted to hang out, she said no, so i gave her a gabejob.
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