Gabillionaire
person who uses a countless number of fake words in common speech.
that man had so much money that he was a gabillionaire.
function: noun
date: coined early twenty-first century
1. a person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
2. one whose -ssets exceed the nonsensical amount of “gabillion”. a rare breed, to be sure.
1. “it’s ok, i have a bazillion of these at home. take some.” -person
“you must be able to afford them because you’re a gabillionaire.” -other person -chuckles knowingly-
2. the gabillionaire’s home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.
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