gag me
short for gag me with a spoon, this is a phrase usually uttered when one is annoyed, p-ssed, etc. has very similar usage to the phrases “please kill me” or “oh just shoot me.”
like those phrases this is not to be taken literally.
“sh-t i have so much homework. gag meee!”
“uggh gag me that creepy guy keeps h-tting on me.”
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