Gag ‘n’ Bag


an expression used to describe someone that you find physically attractive (enough to have s-x with) but otherwise find replusive. stems from the idea of gagging the person so that you can’t hear the cr-p that comes out of their mouth, in order to increase your sense of pleasure when bagging (or sleeping with) them.
kurtis is an arrogant, manipulative pr-ck; talking to him for more than 5 minutes is overbearing which is too bad since he’s such a hottie – he’s a total gag ‘n’ bag.

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a hot annoying/stupid chick that won’t shut up would be considered a gag ‘n’ bag.

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