Gaijin Smash
a technique used by foreigners, or gaijin, in j-pan in order to impose their will on the j-panese.
“he upgraded himself to a first-cl-ss seat by using the gaijin smash”
the willfull breaking of j-panese convention rules by one who is not j-panese (a forigner cf. a gaijin)
i know its a red light, but i’m going to cross the road anyway, gaijin smash style.
i’m going to gaijin smash that red light.
1) when a gai-jin, foreigner, breaks j-panese cultural conventions intentionally or mistakenly, and then ignores anyone who tries give a reproach for their behavior.
2) pretending not to understand the j-panese language and intentionally speaking bad j-panese to get out of any situation.
1) “f-ck yeah i gaijin smashed all of those hairless f-ckers when i cannon-balled the onsen (hot spring) without washing off first!”
2) “i had to use my best gaijin smash twice today man. first, lost my train ticket so i was like ‘doku ga iku (poison is going) haiku ticket man?’ and the staff was like ‘mada baka gaijinka? (another stuipid foreigner?)’ and let me p-ss. second, i was speeding in the rental car and i ran a red light. when the cop pulled me over, i showed him my international driving permit and said ‘nihon….go… ta… ta… tabemas…. nihongotabemas….en…. nihongo tabemasen….ka? (shall we eat the j-panese language?).’ to which he promptly gave me my permit and said very loudly ‘red is stop! no again! red…. stop!’ and drove away happy to rid of the baka gaijin.
to art of getting away with douchebaggery in j-pan and being an ignorant obnoxious foreigner by simply pulling a gaijin smash on their j-panese -sses when the sh-t hits the fan
“i was supposed to give up my priority seat on the train to that old bag but i totally gaijin smashed her -ss and acted like i didn’t know what the f-ck she was b-tching at me about”
“i was too cheap and lazy to buy a subway ticket so with jr p-ss in hand i gaijin smashed my way through the gate before the electric doors could close and then when the guy came running after me and told me i had to buy a ticket i acted like i thought the jr p-ss covered everything”
is used to refer to the prowess and power of foreigners or gaijin currently visiting j-pan. also, it appears when a wapanese person describes their activities or what they want to do in j-pan.
1) i totally got aboard a train with a expired rail card. woo! go gaijin smash!
2) i am so freaking going to drink a whole bunch of sake and sing karaoke with my gaijin smash!
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