Galactus
a character is marvel comics that wields the power cosmic, oft said to be the most powerful being in the marvel universe. he spends his time using his g-d-like powers to devour planets in order to feed his m-ssive body and the energy it requires. standing from 50-1000 feet tall depending on differing accounts, and weighing in at 250 tons, galactus is considered nearly invincible due to his god like powers.
civilian 1: dude, who is that in times square?
civilian 2: galactus, the great world devourer.
civilian 1: we’re f-cked.
a guy with big d-ck.galactus is a huge planet eater .therefore calling someone galactus, implies that he has a big planet eating d-ck.
yo guys check out galactus….
i heard his d-ck so big , it blocks the sunlight from earth
whoa….
yup ….guess who poked the hole in the ozone layer??
shhh dun tell n-body
one who constantly rolls well in dice-based role-playing games. often an implication of cheating.
“i’ve rolled four 20s in a row!”
“you go, galactus.”
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