Galapagos Turtle


a pile of sh-t in your bed courtesy of a pile of sh-t in your bed courtesy of your drunk bed partner. the best and rarest galapagos turtle has the turtle head still attached to the -n-s of your unconscious partner.
i woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to find this giant, stinking galapagos turtle coming out of this chick’s -ss. wow this thing stunk like a new york garbage barge but she was one hot piece of -ss!

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