galapagosis


definition of a person who is inherently slow. all.the.time.

derived from the slow moving turtles of the galapagos islands.
friend: dude, are y’all ready to go?
dude: i am but my wife’s suffering from galapagosis. we’re gonna need another 30 minutes.

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