Galoot cologne
the driving force behind the story in the frank zappa concept alb-m thing-fish.
“invented by an evil prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath virginia, to get rid of selected “highly-rhythmic individj’lls” (blacks) “an’ sissy-boys” (gays).”
when the evil prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of “san quentim” penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as “mammy-nuns”.
thing-fish: “so, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump’nit all in de mash potatoes!
den dey wen’ up to de warden’s office fo’ some hot toddy, watchin’ a little football while dey’s waitin’ to see what gone happen!
fact o’ de matter were: nothin’ happened, so dey went off’n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out ’bouts november!
next thing y’know, f-gnits be droppin’ off like flies…’long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj’lls, pre-zumnably of hay’chen extrakment!” (again, blacks)
Read Also:
- Hudsonite
population of the small town located in the middle of nowhere (just north of montreal, near ile bizard and who knows where else…) common activities of their kind include: milking cows, raising livestock from the comfort of their own backyards, partic-p-tion in horse and buggy compet-tions, travelling great distances to feel included into today’s society. […]
- Guide Surfing
the art of watching a tv show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on tv. i quit channel surfing when i got a digital cable box and started guide surfing.
- Kerisa
she is amazing person. her very fibers exude awesomeness and intelligence. she is hotter than a nevada in the middle of summer:) she has an amazing personality:) she’s actually quite legendary. she’s so cool that she could put an end to global warming 🙂 kerisa born a legend and will die a legend:) be jealous […]
- Kermy
seiman, c-m i was making love to my boyfriend last night and he shot kermy all over me a word that describes anything. it can mean: 1) good 2) bad 3) amazing 4) cool 5) ugly 6) naked 7) delicious whatever you want it to mean! 1) the german chocolate cake was so kermy 2) […]
- Balljina
a single f-ck hole with a pair of b-lls hanging from the back side of it. jou: “nick your balljina is showing.” nick: “shut up, your an -sshole.” jou: “certified.”