Game Show Love
game show love: dating two or more people and playing them against each other while professing “true love” to each.
guy: what’s up with jen? why’s she hanging on john sobbing hysterically and why’s he so bewildered?
girl: turns out she’s been in game show love with him, his brother, and best friend, but she’s getting married to his dad. she still wants to go to cabo with him though.
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