Gamer’s fingers
what happens to a person who plays video games.where the fingers get bent from grabbing the controller,overly masturbating and or using a mouse and typing a lot.
should a person with this condition hold his finger tips approximately 1 inch from each other you could easily insert a controller for a console.they can also easily hold a p-n-s,mouse, or type.
any gamer reading this right now is testing this.
bob has developed gamer’s fingers from 10 years of masturbating and playing xbox live.
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