Gamesterbating
the act of bragging about your video gaming prowess and thinking that it’s cool… coined by the 16bit -ss-ssins
my buddy was gamesterbating and he actually said, “i made two dragon bone longswords after getting my blacksmith skill all the way up. then i enchanted them both with two enchantments that did like 100 damage per enchantment because i had that skill maxed out. then i just pranced around skyrim with dragons shuddering in their booties”
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