Gametes


gamete
cell that functions in s-xual reproduction by merging with another gamete to form a zygote.

in higher organisms, gametes are of two distinct types: large immobile ones known as eggs or egg cells and small ones known as sperm. they come together at fertilization. in some lower organisms the gametes are all the same, or they may belong to different mating strains but have no obvious differences in size or appearance.
examples of gametes include sperm and egg cells.
the s-xually transmitted infection (sti) in which a persons pubic hair is replaced with swedish fish. it is spread through eating the fish. its origins began when a man ate really greasy potato chips and then jacked off.
guy 1: dude, i found some swedish fish on the toilet seat. and i ate them.

guy 2: dude, you should get checked for gametes.
they’re in the nuts.
gametes are in the nuts.
noun.

gametes can be two things. first it can be sperm from a man. or it could also be a water creature that lives under the sea. “bun sucking gametes” gametes are very tasty and are sometimes used in cooking steaks, fish, etc. they provide a rich salty taste to the food. gametes are widely used across the globe.
ex. why are the gametes warm?
ex. want to smoke some gametes?
ex. want to drink/eat gametes tonight?
ex. yummm gametes, i just cannot wait!

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