Gameturbating
what guys do because they are choosing call of duty over s-x with their woman.
i want to have s-x with my man but he is downstairs gameturbating.
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taking a sh-t on the coals in a sauna and then dumping the coals on your partners back during s-x. sussy was getting over a cold so to clear her sinuses i gave her warm delights.
- Bismarck
named after the infamous prussian, the bismarck is a s-xual act where the man, after -j-c-l-t–n in his partner’s mouth, pulls out and proceeds to slap his partner’s face with his wet and sticky p-n-s. bonus points are awarded on the loudness of the smack. after that b-tch gave me head, i totally gave her […]
- psychosis
1. a true emotional problem often caused by repet-tive, obsessive thinking and often spurred by drug use. 2. a label slapped onto an intelligent person by a psychiatrist who believes that they have a superior vision to the average joe, who does not believe in the status quo, and also recognizes that they are above […]
- bber
1. used as a retort for any argument when one is fed up with arguing. 2. a response to anything, synonymous to pfft “the world is spherical.” “bber. stfu.” “sup?” “bber.”
- Popen'
like pimpin’, but for catholics. jeff: hey ted, did you see father mccleary’s new car? ted: yeah, that ride is totally popen’! looking ridiculously cool ie.big pope’n r. was pope’n when he wore that crown from the dance that looked just like a pope’s hat. the crown didn’t even fit into the picture. when one […]