Gammon Guitar


a moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.
that jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar

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