Gand

(hindi) -ss. entire -ss cheeks, including the -sshole.
teri gand mar dunga/lunga !!! “i will screw you bad” “meri tau gand lag gayi” i got screwed.
slang for -sshole
teri gand mar doonga….meaning i will f-ck your -ss

also, gand mar dena means i will screw you real bad
-ss with hole that is ready and t-te to f-ck, b-tt, b-mb
“teri gand main keera” means my monster in you -ss.
“teri gand maru” means i can f-ck you -ss.
to splat, to fail, never win
i just gan’d and lost everything
an idiotic drunkard, that enjoys playing world of warcraft, and asking girls to “the dance” while under the influence.
me: “gretchko, keep drinking, this stuff is only 15%.”
the gand: “really? it doesn’t taste like it it though.”
me: “trust me, this is like beer, just keep drinking.”
the gand: “well… okay.”
some time goes by…
me: “gretchko, have you had enough?”
the gand:”ugh… yeah…”
me: “oh, well heres your phone, i think you should call amanda.”
the gand: “b..b..but why?”
me: “well, you’ve been talking about her all night, and you said you don’t have a homecoming date. and it’s coming up pretty soon.”
the gand: “oh shiiiit…. y… you’re right! guys… guys… don’t record it this time…”
me: “why would we?”
the gand: “you’re right.. you guys are… the best.”
ring, ring.
amanda: “h-llo?”
the gand: “ummm…. amandaaaaa? i was just.. just calling, to ask you to… the dance.”
amanda: “andrew, it’s 1 am, i think you’re a little drunk.”
the gand: “noooooooo…. but that means… no…”
amanda: “call me back later? bye.”
the gand: “but… guhhhh….”
-ss.b-tt
gand nai marro
gand= gay hand.

a gand tends to be a h-m-s-xual hand
flick which a gay person subconciously
does when speaking.
helen17494. says:
how smart am i…i’ve left all of my english books in my locker & i have a m-ssive essay to finish d:
le zyrawr!says:
you freakin geniusth!
-gand flick-

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