gandalfed
to be denied access to somewhere or something. derived from lord of the rings the two towers where gandalf proclaims “you shall not p-ss!”
“pete couldn’t get in sophbeck because he didn’t have any id so got gandalfed by the bouncer”
the process of having been pentrated by a large staff or rod, cheifly with s-xual connotations
my boyfriend gandalfed me so hard last night.
to be gandalfed is to be blocked or stopped from p-ssing
hey pete i tried to overtake you on the way home and you totally gandalfed me!
“having my mate around on a night out is a real c-ck gandalf”
when the car you’re about to p-ss cuts over in front of you.
i can’t believe that slow poke cut you off; you’ve been gandalfed!
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