Gandolf
1. the act of getting hammered on a fun night out with the ladies, when everyone else is only having a few sociable drinks.
(the gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends’ houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)
2. someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
1. “ooohh looks like crystal is pulling a huge gandolf tonight, ughhhh”
2. “miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon.”
to insert ones facial hair into anothers genital cavity. also gandolfing.
damian walked in on his parents gandolfing.
to take a guess, or to say i think.
im going to take a gandolf on this one and say yes your dad is gay.
a player in the kingdom of drakkar that is really cool!!!!!
he really is called mr.gandolf.
a very very very gay old man who has fantasy’s about frodo and other hobbits.
“i am gandolf… come here frodo (becky) i want to touch you ;)”
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