Gang Candy
generic candy, usually caramel peanut turtles, thin mints, etc. that a young kid sells you under the pretext of raising money for his band but is really being peddled by a gang, using the kid as a shill.
this is never high-quality candy and has usually been sitting in a warehouse for some extended period of time.
dear abby, is it okay to re-gift the gang candy i bought the other day?
i got stopped at the top of the metro the other day and ended up buying two boxes of gang candy. fml.
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