Ganges Worm

double-entendre for: 1. pale, legless, tubelike parasite infesting the ganges. 2. the aryan p-n-s, emphasizing the notoriously small size & pale colour of the organ of us fair caucasoid aryan males. 3. hence, a small unit of measurement.

the worm-like appearance of the puny aryan p-n-s in both flaccid & erect states is – like our fair skin, narrow noses & inverted lips – a result of millenia of evolutionary adaptation to the need to reduce vascularized surface area & conserve heat in the cold climates of the northern aryan homelands. this applies both to the indo-aryan p-n-s of guzaratis, marathis, & bengalis, as well as to the only slightly larger irano-aryan p-n-s of punjabis, rajputanis & avadhis. thus, a study by dr. eduardo gomez de diego, ceo of andromedical, concludes: “the smallest averages were found in {north} india 10.2 cm (3.9 in) & south korea 9.6 cm (3.7 in).” (clickpress, wed jan 11 2006). hence “keera” (worm) is a common aryan term for “p-n-s”, & “ganges worm” (from “ganga keera”) is applied to the indo-aryan p-n-s when compared to other races.

this is especially when compared to the black dravidian p-n-s which, by the converse process of evolutionary enlargement for heat dissipation in the hot dravidian south (allen’s rule), measures amongst the largest in the world, matching the negro-sudanese. thus, the shudra p-n-s, even when flaccid, resembles a black serpent, & so is denominated “telingana black snake”.
1) sheikh chilli: when i pulled down my pyjamas she laughed because all i have is a ganges worm down there.

2) amir is jealous of shudra men because his lovely bibi (wife) shahzadi cheated on him with ravanoo. now he wishes he had a malabar black snake instead of his ganges worm.

3) a 2-year study by the indian council of medical research focussed on the indo-aryan cities of new delhi,chandigarh & mumbai finds the north indian p-n-s much smaller than average: “60% of men in the financial capital mumbai had p-n-ses about 2.4 cm (1 inch) shorter than those condoms catered for … for a further 30%, the difference was at least 5 cm (2 inches).” (“oversized condoms a headache for many indian men,” reuters, 8 dec. 2006)

4) shakeela: farhan, please move that gl-ss one ganges worm to the left … yes, excellent!

5) shudra goonda: aall yoo safedoos (whiteys) having chota lunds (small c-cks). so now i change your name to
“ganges worm”! and yoo call me “lanka black snake”!
moolla do-pyaza: jee, huzoor (yes, sir)! those are correct names for both of us! your big black dravidian d-ck is three times as big as mine when hard!
moollani: for once, my oolloo shohar (foolish husband) has said something right!

6) sheikh chilli: i have two names, one by day, one by night!
orat (woman): kesa (how) ?
sheikh chilli: i’m sheikh chilli by day. but orats call me ganges worm in bed at night!
orat (laughs loudly): that’s funny!