Ganglish


the clever language invention that attempts to hide one’s literacy and formal education by deceiving the reader into thinking you are 4 years old and mentally r-t-rded. prolonged exposure to ganglish has been shown to lead one to believe that shooting someone in the face is an admirable goal and will lead to a rich productive life filled with societal respect, endless money, s-x and getting high in a large mansion until the end of days. recent studies prove statistically that it instead leads to getting probed in the seat with a toothpaste tube in prison by an equally adept expert in ganglish…
chek dis krai-z ganglish yo! i sho b bangen n reppn’ thuggg wit bote playaz n stoop haid peeepz ahh dis dizay!

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