Gap-Eyed Goonlin
(also see: sh-t-faced wh-r-)
the gap-eyed goonlin, most commonly found roaming the halls of high schools, feeds from undermining acts performed on other (and often smarter/more attractive) students. a very common specimen, the gap-eyed goonlin is the result of a reproductive accident- due most likely to lack of appropriate birth control and a gene pool similar to that of sasquatch. although an excessively ugly creature, the gap-eyed goonlin doesn’t seem to take notice, snapping pictures of herself at odd angles wearing revealing clothing/bathing suits.
a highly nasty creature (both in appearance and temperament), the gap-eyed goonlin are very recognizable in their natural habitat, and sightings are extremely common.
leaning suggestively against a wall, the gap-eyed goonlin does her best to snap an excessively ugly photo to later post online.
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