Gaper Delay
when an -n-s is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large c-ck or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the gaper delay!!
dude, when i pulled the nerf football out of my girlfriends -ss, she had a severe gaper delay!!
the resulting delay when drivers slow down to view an accident that occurred on the opposite side of the road.
there’s a 3 mile back up on route 29 westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the eastbound direction.
the amount of time it takes a fisted -sshole to close back up!!
i fisted the h-ll out of me julie last night!! i caused a 5 minute gaper delay!!
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