Gaping Bernard
when you bang a girl in her -ss and while it’s gaping you take a sh-t in it. similar to a monroe transfer b-tt a little more personal…
while banging tara in her -ss, i suddenly got the urge to take a sh-t, so i did what any guy would do in that situation – i pulled out, noticed that her -sshole was gaping, went b-tt to b-tt, and proceeded to sh-t in her -ss. while taking this dump it occured to me this is – “the gaping bernard.”
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