gapling
a f-ggot -ss queer as a weasel nerd that has a gay voice, trys to act like he’s cool, and trys to act so great by pretending he’s “bad” oooooooooo im so impressed(sarcasm)dresses in sh-t 5 dollar clothes, and trys to act so cool and rlly fails like a f-g.
a gapling: yeaaa, ya know wut, you new wuuuyeeettt, yeeeaaa, so wuzzzupppp
cool kid: umm, yo?
the gapling: so, yea, like, i totally like, yeaaaa ran away from home, but my mom wont find me, the cops wont find, me, yeaaaaaaa so like should i get outta town till like 10 o clock like rlly l8
cool kid: wtf r u saying u didn’t run away wow dude…
the gapling: (uses phone dial for bleeps) -bleep-bleep
cool kid:umm wtf?
the gapling: see how much im cursin’ im cursin yeeeuhhhhh, u motha -bleep
cool kid: like bleep effects by dialing the numbers on ur phone…
gapling: yeaa but like….yeaaaa….my mom, like totally called the cops, but they aint gonna find meee…… yeaaaa…….
cool kid: wow so greeaatt wow(not)so like txt me when ur done being(a f-ggot) a bad boiiiiiii whoaaa
gapling: ohh yeaa i was a bad boi and i cant text my momm blocked ittt……
cool kid: well ur a f-cking queer bate c-ntpidgeon.
gapling: (sounds of looking up words on the internet)well.. you uhhh……. you suck.. c-ck….yea u suck c-ck. heheheh
gapling: yeaa, so like u no wut im a lil mad 2day
gapling: i had like 5 girlfriends that all broke up with my, cuz i was cheat in duhhhhh(gay voice)
cool kid: sureeee u rlly can get that many girls(sarcasm)
cool kid: bye f-ggot(hangs up)
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