gapped out
when a women’s v-g-n- is very very loose, it is said to be ‘gapped out’.
this is sometimes the result of genetics, however, it is much more commonly -ssociated with wh-r–ish behavior; sl-tting around like a hoebag, banging dudes like a dirtleg, getting blown up like the house of a thousand c-cks, etc.
the gapped out woman may have trouble keeping tampons inserted, or may be unable to tell ‘if it is in yet’.
i finally banged the office sk-nk – that slizz was so gapped out, it felt like throwing a toothpick into a volcano.
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